People We Can’t STAND at the Gym – No. 8

Posted by AK on Dec 16, 2011 in Blog | 1 comment

People We Can’t STAND at the Gym:  #8 – “Mr. Preen”

(This public service announcement is part of a continuing MuscleFoundry.com series on gym etiquette)

Ah yes, good ol’ Mr. Preen. This guy would like to jump back and kiss himself — and he often does — the gym mirror needs to be cleaned hourly of his lip smudges.

He’s easy to spot by his huge hair, jacked-up upper body, and ginormous gym bag brimming with performance-enhancing drugs and paraphernalia.

 

 

Never having done an honest day’s work in his life, his lavish lifestyle and high-maintenance companions are financed by either a) drugs  b)  fraud  c) mommy and daddy or d) any combination of the above

While this lazy s.o.b. hates actual work, he does love working chest and arms, because they’re so easy to see in the mirror … and it shows any time he has to remove his pants.

People hate him because he’s the male embodiment of umm … a certain feminine hygiene product. But people can’t live without him because he gives the rest of us so much to gossip about. Little piece of advice for ya: don’t be this guy.

If you’re laughing, that means you KNOW this individual. If you’re not laughing, that probably means you ARE him. Just remember, the first step toward change is awareness.

 

…Do YOU know a “Mr. Preen” type? Who else can’t you stand at the gym? Sound off in the comments!